A fifth grade teacher friend in Ottawa asked her students to write the story of this photo.

No, it is not me after the Sears man tells me that Sears will replace our dead refrigerator…. though it does represent (in a rather epic way) the pleasure I felt knowing that my acquaintance with “Porn Star” was going to end after only a few weeks of stuffing 8 cubic feet of food in a 2 cubic foot space.

If you want to know what this moment really represents….Lizzy’s book fills in all the detail!